just a few things

so i had a few things rattling round my head. what'd ya think?

can a man my age wear a beard and still be taken seriously?

why do all the hot girls only work at the chachi bars in college towns?

idk...

here's a few more tips:

-if you ask someone if you can smoke in their car, and they reply, "not cigarettes." they're a douche. cause i mean seriously if i have to ask, i'm probably not just gonna start smoking drugs in your backseat.

-if you're at a party and your on east campus, you're smoking and you can't find an ashtray. go ahead. it's east campus; you can ash anywhere!

-if you're talking to a hipster, don't ask him/her something stupid like, "do you like Radiohead?" b/c the answer is inevitably, "of course i like radiohead."

here's a few observations on popculture:

-the artists of the 50s and 60s are really over-valued right now. warhol, fl wright, dylan's cultural impact are so totally inflated right now. and i don't really understand why.

-watch the godfather, and pay close attention to jimmy caan in an undershirt. his arms are freakishly long. the man has ape arms.

here's a few things about my roman catholic family:

-my cousin joecostello will always say, "where's michael? we can't take the picture without michael." (ala the godfather). to which someone will call me 'college boy' and someone else will ask, "still?"

-my uncle joe always takes the pictures b/c he's the only one who ever brings a camera not attached to his phone. so he always takes two these days. one with everyone, and one where there are no 'outlaws' as he calls them. not in-laws, but outlaws. b/c my cousins have to get married to dudes who like dudes also, or chics who also want to sleep with the best man.

here's a few things about dudes:

-what's the one thing chics are good for?

a_watchin the door while i F dudes!

-what's the one thing better than dudes?

a_chics with...well...

EAT.SLEEP.DUDES

a few things about this jesus fellow i'm always hering so much about:

-to worship one man above all other men is ridiculous idolatry.

-the jews had nothing to do with jesus's death, that's just a smear job perpetrated by roman historians. i mean it says "jesus of nazereth, king of the jews above his head if anyone would bother learning latin anymore.

-the immaculate conception celebrates anne's pregnancy of the virgin mary. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH JESUS. Christ! read an f'ing bible.